Sunday, January 18, 2009

Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire

Does this look like a person who can honestly state in court papers, under penalty of perjury, that he does not drink?


What if he also has the following listed on his Facebook profile:
"Activities: Fishing, Camping, Drinking, Relaxing
Interests: Football, Cigars, Beer, Politics, firearms, Cars"?

Yeah, I didn't think so either.


Oh, and to the blog-stalking child-bride: If you think you're going to send this to your attorney claiming that I've done something wrong, you're an idiot. All of the above information, as well as the photo, were taken from a public website that the deadbeat in question posted himself.

11 comments:

Joanne said...

Ahhh .... from the outside looking in. Looks like someone is trying to pull a fast one in court .. What a DumbA##!!

Kelsey said...

Would this be your ex by any chance? Hope that it all works out for you! He is pretty stupid to post a pic of himself doing something he claims that he doesn't. I think you win your case right there.

Melodie said...

Here's the really funny part about all of this... His drinking isn't even an issue in this case. So why did he feel the need to lie about it?

Queenie Jeannie said...

Well hun....I love your label on this post because that's one word I personally coined, lol! I save it for the truly outrageous of idiots. So....well done!

Hugs....shit all works out in the end and that you can take to the bank!!

Debbie said...

WOW, is all I have to say about that...Good for you to have that picture, but what was he doing/thinking...

Karlise said...

Hmm my comment didn't go thru. If you need it, make sure you take a screen shot of his page before it gets deleted.

Melodie said...

Sorry, Karlise. I thought I hit publish. Sarah went ahead and saved the screen shot for me when she pulled his page up. Needless to say, Sarah and Emily both got a good chuckle out of him trying to claim he doesn't drink. Neither of them can recall a day that they have spent with him that he didn't drink at least one or more beers.

WheresMyAngels said...

Oh you are soooooooooooooo bad and funny! Yeah, I have to say that it wasn't very smart to say that in court papers and then have that on his facebook. I found my ex-husbands ex-girlfriends cell number online. She caused me more trouble then he did. I think it was Tiffany from SITS that says I should post her number with the Heading "Call for free tickets to Disneyland"

Too bad he is such an a$$, he ain't bad looking. Course my ex wasn't bad looking either, until he spent a few months behind bars. We found some nice shots of him on the web. He's got a lovely numbered sign he is holding.

Wep said...

That is awesome. I love when people screw up like that.

Michelle said...

I am so out of the loop -- Man! I can't believe that! What is he thinking? Obviously he's not.

I like Sarah's new hair cut... and hooray for Katie!

Donnetta said...

That is HYSTERICAL! I love it when they totally get caught being stupid! :)