As I am sure you are all aware (unless you live under a rock, in which case you probably wouldn't have a computer), the socialist candidate, Barack Obama, was elected president of our great country tonight. This truly makes me fear for the future of our country and for my children's personal futures.
John McCain is a truly great man, and a true American hero. His love for our country shines through in everything the man does and says. Did you happen to catch his concession speech?
If it wasn't apparent before, there's no denying now that the man's got class.