I have been a registered voter and licensed driver in this state since before I was a legal adult. That's nearly seventeen years, people. And I have never, ever been summoned for jury duty. That is, until today.
I received this in the mail today. I've always wanted to serve on a jury, since I know everything and like to tell people what to do. Oh, and I'm always right.
Unfortunately, I can't do it this time. I have a toddler. And they don't pay enough for me to hire a babysitter for her.
Hopefully, my name will come up again in a few years when Katie is in school. And hopefully then, I can get a juicy murder case.