The time has come for you, yes ALL of you, to pack up your stuff and get the heck out of Dodge. Gustav is out to get y'all. And he doesn't seem to be in a very good mood either.
Tennessee looks like a nice, safe place to go. How about Memphis? Go visit Graceland, or take a walk down Beale Street. Maybe Nashville is more your style? Try to see if you can run into some of your favorite country music stars.
I really don't care what you do, just get the hell out of there. The economy is in the crapper right now, so people aren't going to be as likely to donate money to you like we did when Katrina paid you a visit. And your government has already warned you that if you don't get out, there will be NO ONE left behind to help your dumb ass out this time.
Do yourselves a favor and go. NOW. Thanks.