The following is an actual exchange I had with Emily this afternoon.
EMILY: Mom, don't be surprised if you find blood in the refrigerator.
ME: Why would there be blood in the refrigerator?
EMILY: Well, I don't really know what happened, but my foot is bleeding.
ME: Emily, why was your FOOT in the FRIDGE??
I never did get much of an answer to that one. I sure do have one weird kid, though.