Friday, September 26, 2008

Guess Who

Guess who called me again today. My bank's overdraft department. Here's how the conversation went.

OD Guy: Your account is overdrawn $707.xx.

Me: Yes, it is.

OD Guy: We were just wondering when you were going to make a deposit to cover your negative balance.

Me: I'm not.

OD Guy: Uh....

Me: Look, dude. Someone fraudulently used my account to make unauthorized charges. I filed a fraud report with you guys yesterday. Once you guys fix everything, my account will no longer be negative.

OD Guy: Oh. ... Well, uh, thank you.

Me: Bye. (click)

If these OD people call me again, I'm really going to mess with them.

1 comment:

Michelle said...

that's funny. Which bank is this? They need to get themselves together! did you really call him "dude?"