Guess who called me again today. My bank's overdraft department. Here's how the conversation went.
OD Guy: Your account is overdrawn $707.xx.
Me: Yes, it is.
OD Guy: We were just wondering when you were going to make a deposit to cover your negative balance.
Me: I'm not.
OD Guy: Uh....
Me: Look, dude. Someone fraudulently used my account to make unauthorized charges. I filed a fraud report with you guys yesterday. Once you guys fix everything, my account will no longer be negative.
OD Guy: Oh. ... Well, uh, thank you.
Me: Bye. (click)
If these OD people call me again, I'm really going to mess with them.